Christmas Movies

Die Hard - It ain’t Christmas until Hans Gruber does the Nestea plunge

Batman Returns - Catwoman. Need I say more?

Gremlins - Reminds me of Christmas with my ‘family’

Star Wars Holiday Special (with commercials) - It ain’t Christmas until Carrie Fisher sings

A Christmas Story - Every gun nut’s childhood fantasy.

Lethal Weapon - ‘Get that shit off my lawn’ is what I say every time I see lights being drug out of storage

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - Pretty much summed up my experience as an adult - nobody has time for you until they need you.

The Grinch - The animated one, not that Jim Carrey drek. The real animated one, not the modern emo garbage

Rankin and Bass The Hobbit - Peter Jackson ain’t Christmas

Home Alone - Every eldest child’s fantasy of waking up one morning and everyone is just gone

Nightmare Before Christmas - Because Tim Burton is a genius and deserves his own national holiday

Charlie Brown Christmas Special - Linus’ speech is as close to church as most people get

Frosty the Snowman - A big guy tries desperately to not slowly lose himself over a woman after she yanks him into existence.